If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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