Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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