Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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