do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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