Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish you could order shots online.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
