I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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