I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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