the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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