Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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