And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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