Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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