This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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