forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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