and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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