I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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