another moral hangover. fuck.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How does it feel to date your dad?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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