thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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