The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she told me i tasted like america
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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