If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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