On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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