Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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