i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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