Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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