can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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