And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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