Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Houston, we have a blender
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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