I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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