I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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