would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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