i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
How naked do you want me to be?
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