idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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