I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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