dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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