Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i think my mom watched the whole time
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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