And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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