I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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