I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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