who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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