Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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