doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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