This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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