You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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