We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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