just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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