Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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