I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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