Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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