Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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