i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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