I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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