Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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