can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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