I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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