i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
