she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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