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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
