I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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