Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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